xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon

xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon

(Source: coopercinno)

diverguy727:

ashphyxiation:

idk where to sit guys.

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(Source: unblissed)

(Source: fotobaum)

nerkmid:

My Vietnamese friend got a call from his dad and they got in a really heated conversation in Vietnamese and then when he got off the phone he said “fuckin grown ass man can’t operate a motor scooter”

saddestwitch:

i love horror movies so much, but the absolute worst thing is when the ~twist~ ending is that someone has a mental illness. either the main character imagined all the scary events because they’re “crazy,” or the killer is only doing what they’re doing because of a mental…

(Source: 7894123549566)

decepticonbitch:

yusuflaughingalonewithbombs:


Dracula don’t suck! That’s a myth!
Dracula scrape

and lick!


OH MY GOD
I CAN’T BREATE
HOLY FUCK
BEST REBLOG TODAY

decepticonbitch:

yusuflaughingalonewithbombs:

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Dracula don’t suck! That’s a myth!

Dracula scrape

image

and lick!

image

OH MY GOD

I CAN’T BREATE

HOLY FUCK

BEST REBLOG TODAY

midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.
midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.
midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.
midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.
midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.
midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.
midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.
midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.

midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.

(Source: 13hr)

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

toanuparu:

MY MOM HAS THIS NASTY THING WITH HER EYES RIGHT

WELL ANYWAY SHE HAD EYEDROPS

BUT THEY GAVE HER EYE AN ALLERGIC REACTION

AND IT CAUSED HER EYE TO GLOW IN THE DARK

AND SHE SAYS SHE ACTUALLY HAD GREEN/PURPLE NIGHT VISION

MY MOMS COOLER THAN YOURS DOES UR MUM HAVE NIGHTVISION? NO DIDNT THINK SO

This could be the weirdest superhero origin story.

(Source: garbagehazard)

zamiii070:

oh yeah lips,
1. cat mouth
2. little smile under cat mouth
3. draw a little noes for the cat mouth (this will be the guide for the shading later)
4. draw another little smile for where you want the lip shading to end, make sure not to put it too far down or too high up unless the person has very very small lips or very very big lips.)
5. one thick smile along the bottom of the upper lip (not all the way to the line at the bottom)
6 and 7. the upper lips are usually darker than the bottom lips so make them a darker shade and do one half at a time to make it easier, and again not all the way to the line drawn for shading
8. shade, I used the water brush in SAI but whatever you fine works best for you to smear the lines is okay c:
9: shade in lines and highlight lower lip

zamiii070:

oh yeah lips,

1. cat mouth

2. little smile under cat mouth

3. draw a little noes for the cat mouth (this will be the guide for the shading later)

4. draw another little smile for where you want the lip shading to end, make sure not to put it too far down or too high up unless the person has very very small lips or very very big lips.)

5. one thick smile along the bottom of the upper lip (not all the way to the line at the bottom)

6 and 7. the upper lips are usually darker than the bottom lips so make them a darker shade and do one half at a time to make it easier, and again not all the way to the line drawn for shading

8. shade, I used the water brush in SAI but whatever you fine works best for you to smear the lines is okay c:

9: shade in lines and highlight lower lip

(Source: paigepaz)